: #Laughs A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk.

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#Laughs A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk.

So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits.

He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary?s."

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