: #Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ug

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#Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ugliness?""I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied.

"Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

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: He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us. - Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh English composer, novelist, & satiric author (1835 - 1902) #Quotes

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: #Laughs |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling.

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: #Laughs A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ug

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: Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted. - Miguel de Cervantes #Quotes

: He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us. - Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh English composer, novelist, & satiric author (1835 - 1902) #Quotes

: #Laughs |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling.

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