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: #Laughs John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

: #Laughs How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

: #Laughs How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.

: #Laughs One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house.

: #Laughs Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

: #Laughs The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game.
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