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: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

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: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

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: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

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: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

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: #Laughs Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

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: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

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: #Laughs A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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: #Laughs Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

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: #Laughs The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride.

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: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

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: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

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: #Laughs Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

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: #Laughs |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

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: #Laughs What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.

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: #Laughs A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.

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: #Laughs A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There areonly nine words here.

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: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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: #Laughs Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!

: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

: #Laughs Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

: #Laughs Top honors for "Human Projectile of the Month" go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual "Darwin Award".

: #Laughs Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

: #Laughs A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

: #Laughs Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash.

: #Laughs The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride.

: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

: #Laughs A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!"The doctor says,"Good lord! How do your pants fit?"The man replies, "Like a glove."

: #Laughs Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

: #Laughs |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

: #Laughs What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.

: #Laughs A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.

: #Laughs A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof."The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There areonly nine words here.

: #Laughs What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

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