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: #Laughs What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

: #Laughs Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

: #Laughs A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden." "Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that h

: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

: #Laughs An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.

: #Laughs While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St.

: #Laughs When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

: #Laughs Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas.

: #Laughs What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

: #Laughs This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A.
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