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: #Laughs The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

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: #Laughs A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.

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: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.Proceed

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: #Laughs GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1.

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: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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: #Laughs Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

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: #Laughs Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal.

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: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

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: #Laughs What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!

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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

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: #Laughs 1.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

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: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

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: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

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: #Laughs |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.

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: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

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: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

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: #Laughs The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

: #Laughs A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.

: #Laughs Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. "Slow down, baby," she said.

: #Laughs |Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive integers) satisfy (MAX(A, B) = N) then A = B.Proceed

: #Laughs GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1.

: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

: #Laughs Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

: #Laughs Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal.

: #Laughs Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping

: #Laughs What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!

: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

: #Laughs What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.

: #Laughs |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices.

: #Laughs Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

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