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: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

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: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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: #Laughs The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it.

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: #Laughs A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.

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: #Laughs How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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: #Laughs Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.

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: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.

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: #Laughs |A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

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: #Laughs Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

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: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

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: #Laughs |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

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: #Laughs Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.

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: #Laughs WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights.

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

: #Laughs The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it.

: #Laughs A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer.

: #Laughs How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

: #Laughs Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.

: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

: #Laughs What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.

: #Laughs |A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

: #Laughs Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

: #Laughs Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

: #Laughs |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

: #Laughs Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in.

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