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: #Laughs |Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one an

: #Laughs |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!

: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

: #Laughs Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest.

: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

: #Laughs Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside fo

: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
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