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: #Laughs What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.

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: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

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: #Laughs What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

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: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

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: #Laughs There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.

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: #Laughs What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

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: #Laughs How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

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: #Laughs What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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: #Laughs Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

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: #Laughs "Say, your house is burning." "That's okay.

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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

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: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I

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: #Laughs The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game.

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: #Laughs Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.

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: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

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: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.

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: #Laughs What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

: #Laughs What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !

: #Laughs Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q: MY PARENTS SAY THEY NEVER HAD FAX WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND WERE ONLY ALLOWED TO WRITE MEMO

: #Laughs There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom.

: #Laughs What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll

: #Laughs How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter.

: #Laughs What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

: #Laughs Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

: #Laughs "Say, your house is burning." "That's okay.

: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

: #Laughs A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I

: #Laughs The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game.

: #Laughs Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard.

: #Laughs How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.

: #Laughs After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.

: #Laughs A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room.

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