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: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

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: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

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: #Laughs |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impa

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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !

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: #Laughs |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lun

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

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: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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: #Laughs A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

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: #Laughs It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

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: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle.

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: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

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: #Laughs What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."

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: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St.

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: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

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: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

: #Laughs |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."The man groaned but didn't budge.The usher became impa

: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !

: #Laughs |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lun

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."

: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

: #Laughs A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'

: #Laughs It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle.

: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."

: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St.

: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

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