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: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

: #Laughs Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment.

: #Laughs |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten minutes worth of curses that would befall the groom if he didn't marry the pregn

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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