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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

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: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

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: #Laughs What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

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: #Laughs I don't suffer from insanity.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...

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: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

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: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

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: #Laughs A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.

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: #Laughs An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up."Your names aren't on today's list...

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative Morris.

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: #Laughs What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

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: #Laughs This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

: #Laughs What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother

: #Laughs I don't suffer from insanity.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...

: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

: #Laughs A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by.

: #Laughs A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.

: #Laughs An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up."Your names aren't on today's list...

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get creative Morris.

: #Laughs What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

: #Laughs What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!

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