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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Where do footballers dance? At a football!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A polo bear!Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!Q: What do polo bears have for lu

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Only in America do we chain .00 ink pens to the counter but leave our ,000 cars out in the driveway.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news

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