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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.

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: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make h

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: #Laughs Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !

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: #Laughs "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered.

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: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

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: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

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: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo.

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: #Laughs "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked.

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: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

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: #Laughs |10.

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: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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: #Laughs An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

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: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

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: #Laughs There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.

: #Laughs The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him trying to make h

: #Laughs Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !

: #Laughs "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?" The teacher was rather bewildered.

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

: #Laughs Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo.

: #Laughs "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked.

: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

: #Laughs What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

: #Laughs An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

: #Laughs There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting.

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