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: #Laughs |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a pig that took a plane?Swine flu!What kind of doctor treats ducks?A quack!What did the well mannered

: #Laughs A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband's trucking line office.

: #Laughs Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation.

: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical.

: #Laughs Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

: #Laughs Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences.

: #Laughs She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.

: #Laughs After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."
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