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: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

: #Laughs An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do

: #Laughs |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow this employee to

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

: #Laughs Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

: #Laughs |A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid.

: #Laughs |What' s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What's big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers

: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

: #Laughs You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilepaper!
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