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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

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: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

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: #Laughs Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

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: #Laughs What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

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: #Laughs A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's judgement.

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: #Laughs Thoughts from a school teacher:1.

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: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

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: #Laughs What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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: #Laughs The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named.

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: #Laughs What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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: #Laughs How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

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: #Laughs |What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!

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: #Laughs What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

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: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

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: #Laughs Surveyor: This house is a ruin.

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: #Laughs What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

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: #Laughs A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.

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: #Laughs How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

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: #Laughs What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

: #Laughs Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

: #Laughs What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

: #Laughs A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should never question his wife's judgement.

: #Laughs Thoughts from a school teacher:1.

: #Laughs Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.It doesn't matt

: #Laughs What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

: #Laughs The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion about how Jesus of Nazareth was named.

: #Laughs What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

: #Laughs How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

: #Laughs |What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!

: #Laughs What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!

: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

: #Laughs Surveyor: This house is a ruin.

: #Laughs What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.

: #Laughs A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing.

: #Laughs How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

: #Laughs What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

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