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: #Laughs "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker ope

: #Laughs Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered."Those shoes are really really ugly,

: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

: #Laughs |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your famil

: #Laughs Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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