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: #Laughs Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing.

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: #Laughs So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!

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: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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: #Laughs |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

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: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs Girl: We have a mayor.

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: #Laughs One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

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: #Laughs How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

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: #Laughs How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

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: #Laughs |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

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: #Laughs What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer.

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: #Laughs HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her

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: #Laughs Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing.

: #Laughs So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!

: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

: #Laughs |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!

: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs Girl: We have a mayor.

: #Laughs One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

: #Laughs How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up

: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

: #Laughs How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

: #Laughs |A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs What would happen if we priced our "COWS" using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a "CAR"?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer.

: #Laughs HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her

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