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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

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: #Laughs A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I

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: #Laughs I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw.

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: #Laughs During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R.

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: #Laughs Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!

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: #Laughs How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

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: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!

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: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the Titanic.

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: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

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: #Laughs God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

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: #Laughs Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it prob'bly would be here online!Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.Its got me, its g

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: #Laughs Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.

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: #Laughs What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !

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: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

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: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

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: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

: #Laughs A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I

: #Laughs I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw.

: #Laughs During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R.

: #Laughs Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!

: #Laughs How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!

: #Laughs A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.The m

: #Laughs What's the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many went down on the Titanic.

: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

: #Laughs God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

: #Laughs Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it prob'bly would be here online!Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.Its got me, its g

: #Laughs Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.

: #Laughs What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !

: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

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