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: #Laughs A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No." "So when you sig

: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

: #Laughs BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!

: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

: #Laughs Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiqu

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.
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