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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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: #Laughs Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.

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: #Laughs What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.

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: #Laughs |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

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: #Laughs A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college.

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: #Laughs What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

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: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

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: #Laughs Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.

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: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

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: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

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: #Laughs A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.

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: #Laughs A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times.

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

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: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

: #Laughs Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.

: #Laughs What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar boy.

: #Laughs |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

: #Laughs A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college.

: #Laughs What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

: #Laughs After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.

: #Laughs Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.

: #Laughs The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.

: #Laughs Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

: #Laughs A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep.

: #Laughs A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

: #Laughs Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

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