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: #Laughs Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.

: #Laughs Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?

: #Laughs Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Witch Doctor Barbie ...with potions and face paints

: #Laughs A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag.

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don't wonder why anymore?

: #Laughs When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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