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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

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: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show.

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: #Laughs What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

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: #Laughs The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

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: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

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: #Laughs There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.

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: #Laughs What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY - Just fizzles3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS - Farts in church6-SMART ALEC - F

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: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

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: #Laughs The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs.

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: #Laughs Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious.""Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained."Oh, that's

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: #Laughs A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov.

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

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: #Laughs |A man goes to a bar with his dog.

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: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

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: #Laughs If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap

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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show.

: #Laughs What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

: #Laughs The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

: #Laughs A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually.

: #Laughs There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years.

: #Laughs What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.1-AMBITIOUS - Always ready for a fart.2-LAZY - Just fizzles3-AMIABLE - Likes to smell others farts4-SELFISH - Only enjoys smelling own farts5-CARELESS - Farts in church6-SMART ALEC - F

: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

: #Laughs The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs.

: #Laughs Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look anxious.""Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the stock market," she explained."Oh, that's

: #Laughs A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov.

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

: #Laughs |A man goes to a bar with his dog.

: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

: #Laughs If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap

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