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: #Laughs A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

: #Laughs The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.

: #Laughs Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.

: #Laughs My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, "Just give them your underwear."

: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.Afterwards, one musician was overheard whispering to

: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear.

: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man.
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