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: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

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: #Laughs A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom.

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: #Laughs How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

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: #Laughs |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

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: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

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: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

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: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

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: #Laughs 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !

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: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

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: #Laughs Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standi

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?

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: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier.

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: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

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: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it sca

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: #Laughs Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.

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: #Laughs Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !

: #Laughs A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom.

: #Laughs How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

: #Laughs |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.

: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

: #Laughs Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

: #Laughs A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows.

: #Laughs 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !

: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

: #Laughs Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselvesstanding before the pearly gates of Heaven, where StPeter and the Devil were standi

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?

: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier.

: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers? A: Skeet.Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it sca

: #Laughs Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.

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