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: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

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: #Laughs What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

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: #Laughs What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

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: #Laughs Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.

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: #Laughs |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

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: #Laughs A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and you may give her my silver

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: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

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: #Laughs A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

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: #Laughs My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

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: #Laughs A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

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: #Laughs A monster walked into the council rent office with a note stuck in one ear and a note in the other.

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: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

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: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor.

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: #Laughs A little girl was playing up a tree near a church.

: #Laughs What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!

: #Laughs What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

: #Laughs Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.

: #Laughs |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

: #Laughs A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home -Ok said the man, and you may give her my silver

: #Laughs Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.

: #Laughs A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants

: #Laughs My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

: #Laughs A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.

: #Laughs A monster walked into the council rent office with a note stuck in one ear and a note in the other.

: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

: #Laughs Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother.

: #Laughs Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor.

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