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: #Laughs A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do.

: #Laughs |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contactOLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearingsOLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it

: #Laughs Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my h

: #Laughs There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her."Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."The next day he walked in on her again, & a

: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take chances.

: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

: #Laughs The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man'soldest friend bumped into him.
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