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: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

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: #Laughs Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

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: #Laughs How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

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: #Laughs A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game.

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

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: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

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: #Laughs Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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: #Laughs Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations.

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: #Laughs How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

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: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

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: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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: #Laughs I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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: #Laughs Salesman: That suit looks nice.

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: #Laughs A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female

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: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

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: #Laughs Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo French fried ships - Cairo Garlic Coffee - Europe Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe Boiled Fr

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: #Laughs A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and

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: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

: #Laughs Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

: #Laughs How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

: #Laughs A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

: #Laughs Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

: #Laughs Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations.

: #Laughs How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

: #Laughs Salesman: That suit looks nice.

: #Laughs A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female

: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

: #Laughs Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo French fried ships - Cairo Garlic Coffee - Europe Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe Boiled Fr

: #Laughs A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and

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