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: #Laughs Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

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: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

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: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

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: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

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: #Laughs A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians.

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: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

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: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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: #Laughs Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat.

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: #Laughs The Pope died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on.

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: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

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: #Laughs Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

: #Laughs A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians.

: #Laughs Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...Must be a rubber tree...

: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

: #Laughs Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

: #Laughs A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat.

: #Laughs The Pope died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on.

: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

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