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: #Laughs A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive."Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own

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: #Laughs Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

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: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh ..

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: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

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: #Laughs Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

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: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

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: #Laughs A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!

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: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

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: #Laughs Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

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: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

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: #Laughs Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.

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: #Laughs A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

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: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

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: #Laughs How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

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: #Laughs Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.

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: #Laughs Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

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: #Laughs A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive."Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own

: #Laughs Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh ..

: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

: #Laughs Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

: #Laughs We yanks just love to pass the blame.

: #Laughs A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!

: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

: #Laughs Fred came rushing in to his Dad.

: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

: #Laughs A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

: #Laughs Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.

: #Laughs A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

: #Laughs How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.

: #Laughs Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.

: #Laughs Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep.

: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

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