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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

: #Laughs Knock! Knock!Who's there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his appl

: #Laughs What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above

: #Laughs What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

: #Laughs What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

: #Laughs "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands

: #Laughs A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find.

: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mightykind of you

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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