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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

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: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Therefore 1 = -1As an alternative method for solvin

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs McAteer arrived at J.F.K.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs ARTERY--The study of fine paintings.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his works!""No way!," the man repeats."And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Fa

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his s

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.

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