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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

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: #Laughs What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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: #Laughs My penis made me locally famous.

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: #Laughs To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

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: #Laughs Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

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: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

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: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but

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: #Laughs What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race.

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: #Laughs |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.

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: #Laughs Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered.....I started out with nothing..I still have most of it.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

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: #Laughs |Shakey went to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

: #Laughs My penis made me locally famous.

: #Laughs To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

: #Laughs Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

: #Laughs A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

: #Laughs Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And the third has no body, just a head.They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but

: #Laughs What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don't say anything.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race.

: #Laughs |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.

: #Laughs Now that I'm older.....here's what I've discovered.....I started out with nothing..I still have most of it.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs |Shakey went to a psychiatrist.

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