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: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor.

: #Laughs So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him.

: #Laughs I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs....what time do they open?Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.You've got 206 bone

: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

: #Laughs Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

: #Laughs How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

: #Laughs |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?"The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.

: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

: #Laughs There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck.After five or six c
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