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: #Laughs Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life.

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: #Laughs 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.Tough to

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: #Laughs I'd like a new frog, please.

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"

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: #Laughs After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or l

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

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: #Laughs A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks.

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: #Laughs - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

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: #Laughs There was this guy, let's call him bob.

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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

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: #Laughs Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them between your legs, that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was

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: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

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: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.

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: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life.

: #Laughs 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians...Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.Tough to

: #Laughs I'd like a new frog, please.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: "There I am!"

: #Laughs After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or l

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

: #Laughs A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks.

: #Laughs - How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know...Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

: #Laughs There was this guy, let's call him bob.

: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

: #Laughs Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them between your legs, that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was

: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!

: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

: #Laughs Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs.

: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number.

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