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: #Laughs Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.

: #Laughs What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing, they have never met.

: #Laughs Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.

: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

: #Laughs Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

: #Laughs |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.When up on da roof I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"When what to my Wanderin' eyes

: #Laughs Kids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"

: #Laughs Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.

: #Laughs A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and

: #Laughs |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident.

: #Laughs A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".The bar
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