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: #Laughs |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.

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: #Laughs After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide).

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: #Laughs TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY.

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: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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: #Laughs I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

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: #Laughs How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

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: #Laughs Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

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: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

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: #Laughs Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

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: #Laughs |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring.

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

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: #Laughs What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!

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: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

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: #Laughs |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

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: #Laughs Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City.

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: #Laughs What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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: #Laughs |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.

: #Laughs After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide).

: #Laughs TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY.

: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

: #Laughs I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and

: #Laughs How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

: #Laughs What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !

: #Laughs Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

: #Laughs Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

: #Laughs |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring.

: #Laughs What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!

: #Laughs What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!

: #Laughs Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the health food.

: #Laughs |A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.

: #Laughs Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City.

: #Laughs What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're leftwith is a greasy box.

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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