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: #Laughs Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.

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: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

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: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

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: #Laughs Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got up and were still not talking.

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: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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: #Laughs "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.

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: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

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: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!

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: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

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: #Laughs Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

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: #Laughs Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50.

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: #Laughs Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician.

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: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.

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: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burning lately."And the doctor said reassuringly, "Don't worry son, that just means someone is talking about it."

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: #Laughs |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A

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: #Laughs Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over.

: #Laughs After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.1.

: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

: #Laughs Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.

: #Laughs A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got up and were still not talking.

: #Laughs Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

: #Laughs "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area.

: #Laughs |What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!

: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

: #Laughs Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces.

: #Laughs Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50.

: #Laughs Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician.

: #Laughs |A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.

: #Laughs Maria is a devout Catholic.

: #Laughs A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burning lately."And the doctor said reassuringly, "Don't worry son, that just means someone is talking about it."

: #Laughs |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.Purrson: A

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