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: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

: #Laughs A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you.

: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

: #Laughs Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! " "Yes, sir" the young man answered."Those shoes are really really ugly,

: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

: #Laughs Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer.

: #Laughs |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.
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