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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

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: #Laughs |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form.

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: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !

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: #Laughs How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

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: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

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: #Laughs A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana.

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: #Laughs How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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: #Laughs A few crumbs short of a crouton.

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: #Laughs 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

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: #Laughs Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.

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: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

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: #Laughs A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

: #Laughs |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form.

: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !

: #Laughs How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

: #Laughs A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana.

: #Laughs How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

: #Laughs A few crumbs short of a crouton.

: #Laughs 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !

: #Laughs Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran.

: #Laughs Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills.

: #Laughs A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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