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: #Laughs |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

: #Laughs The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with

: #Laughs Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1.

: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said

: #Laughs Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

: #Laughs A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

: #Laughs A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth...

: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"
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