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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

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: #Laughs How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

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: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !

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: #Laughs It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

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: #Laughs How to write a paper1.

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: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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: #Laughs Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it pasthim to come up wi

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: #Laughs Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!

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: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

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: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

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: #Laughs A father and son live on a farm.

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: #Laughs Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10.

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: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

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: #Laughs A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring s

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: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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: #Laughs Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

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: #Laughs What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

: #Laughs How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !

: #Laughs It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

: #Laughs How to write a paper1.

: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

: #Laughs Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it pasthim to come up wi

: #Laughs Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!

: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

: #Laughs A father and son live on a farm.

: #Laughs Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents' House10.

: #Laughs |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade awayOLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that wayOLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones d

: #Laughs A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

: #Laughs Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring s

: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

: #Laughs Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

: #Laughs What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

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