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: #Laughs My computer isn't that nervous.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?Bait.What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?"A centi

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: #Laughs Fred: My mum's having a new baby.

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: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

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: #Laughs In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr.

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: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

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: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.

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: #Laughs With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, yo

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: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

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: #Laughs |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment awayOLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

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: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

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: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

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: #Laughs Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play.

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: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

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: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

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: #Laughs Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk.

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: #Laughs My computer isn't that nervous.

: #Laughs What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?Bait.What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?"A centi

: #Laughs Fred: My mum's having a new baby.

: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

: #Laughs In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr.

: #Laughs Three guys are discussing women."I like to watch a woman's tits best," the first guy says.The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass."He asks the third guy "What about you?"."Me? I prefer to see the top of her head."

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

: #Laughs Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?" Jack: "Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happene

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.

: #Laughs With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, yo

: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

: #Laughs |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment awayOLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED

: #Laughs It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid o

: #Laughs Be nice to your kids.

: #Laughs Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play.

: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

: #Laughs Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk.

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