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: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

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: #Laughs Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.

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: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.

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: #Laughs How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.

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: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

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: #Laughs Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD.

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: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

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: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? "

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: #Laughs |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store.At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approc

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: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? Your palm red once a month.

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: #Laughs |New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Renewable Resource How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour Why Men Don't Like Any Of Your Friends How To Be A Victim Of Marketing How

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: #Laughs Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.

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: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

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: #Laughs Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A.

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: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

: #Laughs Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.

: #Laughs How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.

: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

: #Laughs Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD.

: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? "

: #Laughs |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store.At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approc

: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

: #Laughs Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess.

: #Laughs What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic's pants? Your palm red once a month.

: #Laughs |New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Renewable Resource How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour Why Men Don't Like Any Of Your Friends How To Be A Victim Of Marketing How

: #Laughs Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage.

: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

: #Laughs Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A.

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