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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

: #Laughs What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

: #Laughs No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight

: #Laughs At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

: #Laughs A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.

: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.
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