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: #Laughs 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

: #Laughs A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set.

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

: #Laughs Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

: #Laughs A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

: #Laughs Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar
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