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: #Laughs What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Knock knock.

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

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: #Laughs "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.

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: #Laughs How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

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: #Laughs What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!

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: #Laughs A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well,

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: #Laughs How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

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: #Laughs One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

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: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

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: #Laughs Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

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: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

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: #Laughs An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

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: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

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: #Laughs What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Knock knock.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

: #Laughs "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.

: #Laughs How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

: #Laughs What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!

: #Laughs A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi. "Well,

: #Laughs How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

: #Laughs One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

: #Laughs Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

: #Laughs An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

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