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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?"The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".He then asked, "W

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A college student picked up his date at her parents home.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world, you may be at risk for diseases, maladies, mishaps and lawsuits that send chills through our Santa-loving hearts.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.To get even with the ne

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

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