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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

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: #Laughs A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.

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: #Laughs How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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: #Laughs How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

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: #Laughs A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right back."When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.

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: #Laughs One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.

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: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

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: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

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: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

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: #Laughs If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? .99 a minute!

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: #Laughs What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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: #Laughs Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

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: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

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: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

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: #Laughs Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man.

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: #Laughs How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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: #Laughs There were once three guys with no dicks.

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

: #Laughs A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.

: #Laughs How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

: #Laughs How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

: #Laughs A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,"Don't move -- I'll be right back."When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.

: #Laughs One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.

: #Laughs A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'Still no answer to his prayers.

: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

: #Laughs If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man? .99 a minute!

: #Laughs What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

: #Laughs Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

: #Laughs Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

: #Laughs Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"

: #Laughs Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man.

: #Laughs How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

: #Laughs There were once three guys with no dicks.

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